Indians are coming!
Motorcycle travel can mean many things to many people, which can muddy the waters of discussion with fancy words like “Adventure”. So we are not going to do that talk now. However, we will stick to the concept of overland travel on a motorcycle, and I seem to have come to an interesting conclusion if you may. About Travel and Travellers. Based on people I met on my travels, local and foreign, based on interactions, and the time we spent together and spoke those few words or sentences. Sometimes, we did not comprehend each other, and a lot of times, its been an interesting conversation with follow-up. So, keep this in mind for later. If you are reading this. This article probably needs a follow-up as well, from someone else who’s reality is very different from mine.
A few times, I sat back and engaged, and when the conversation got going, I realised that we had a lot less common than what people tend to portray. So what’s portrayed? cliched stuff. Because the reality is far from cliche. Like the “Budgetary Case for Slow Travel” .. You travel slow, it’s not that deep on the pocket. Like “Camp and not stay in expensive hotels when in Europe if you are a budget traveler”. But As an Indian with a blue passport with fancy gold lion embossing, you see I cannot get a Schengen visa approved If I camp or tell them the truth about my Motorcycle. The Schengen agreement says that everything has to be “pre-booked” always with a return ticket and a “fuck off” note, Because, we are not equal by any means, because we do not share the same privileges, because we have different motherlands with imaginary borders but real passports. Passports are as real as it gets folks. Don’t think its true? you’d be surprised that we have made this some sort of competition and have ranks like kids do. So, who wants to play mother hen amongst grown-ups? All the freaking Countries!! Sexy and Shocking, but I am sure there are plenty of reasons to justify the passport ranks and why it is so and why it will remain to be so.
Somehow things have percolated all wrong, like bad coffee. Because now I realise that the german guy on a BMW R1200 GS and the Swiss guys on the KTM 690 with a fancy bezel rally kit don’t know how privileged they were “right off the shelf” if you can call it that. Based on data from Passport ranking index, they are free to travel to up to 160 of 195 countries without a visa or get a visa when they “appear”. I won’t call it visa on
visa or get a visa when they “appear”. I won’t call it visa on arrival for a reason because it’s truly, “visa when you APPEAR” if you get the difference. It doesn’t take a genius to realise that travel to “cheaper” third world countries sustains “Travel” more than to spend the same amount of money in Norway or Iceland, which would probably last you a week or 2 depending on how long you wanted to travel in the first place.